03 · Membership

One Tier.
One Price.

Everything's included. No upsells, no surprise add-ons. We'd rather charge fairly and keep the room good.

Standard Membership
£ 79 / month
Cancel anytime. No joining fee. No dress code.
  • Unlimited access Wed, Fri, Sat evenings
  • Pool, darts, golf simulator, gym
  • Monthly hosted competitions and league nights
  • Quiet office & co-working space (free Wi-Fi, coffee)
  • TV lounge for matchdays & big nights
  • Bring up to 2 guests per quarter
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Founding 50

The First Fifty
Get More.

  • £59/month for life. Locked while membership exists.
  • Founding member status engraved on the wall.
  • First vote on activities, opening hours, club rules.
  • Two complimentary guest passes per month (vs. quarter).
  • Priority access to all off-site events & trips.
Spots Remaining 23 / 50
06 · Questions

Fair Things
To Ask.

No. A pub takes anyone with cash. We don't. Pubs are loud and full of strangers — this room is capped at ~150 members, half of whom you'll know inside a month. Plus there's stuff to do beyond drinking, which is the point. We don't even serve alcohol.
Most "social" infrastructure for men aged 30–55 has quietly disappeared. We're filling a specific gap. There's no hostility to anyone else — it's just what this room is. Guest nights are mixed.
Fill the form on the Apply page — takes 6 minutes. We'll invite you in for a 20-minute walk-through and a coffee. If we both think it fits, you're in by the next opening night.
Anytime, no fees, no exit interview. We'd rather you leave than stay resentful. Founding 50 pricing returns to standard if you re-join later.
Soft launch: late summer 2026, once we hit 50 founding members. Full open: autumn. Founders get the keys for the first six weeks before standard members join.
Founding 50 · 23 of 50 spots filled

Six Minutes.
Eighteen Questions.

No commitment. Reply within 48 hours. If you're a fit we'll invite you in for a tour.